The natural history of the telephone
I thought I told you not to call me on this number... Oh very well, 2 large meat lovers and a garlic bread please. Telephones were first discovered in 1972, secretly nestled amongst the cocoa fields...
View ArticleThings I have learned since living with boys
Housies at Halfway Crooks they drink a lot of juice. they get mad when you hook up with their friends. they are ordinarily incapable of organising anything more complicated than a home-delivered...
View ArticleThings I learned in Vietnam
how to sleep on a bench = valuable life skill Pack ear plugs anytime you go anywhere because people are awful. You should always take spare headphones in case you sit on somebody else’s on the plane...
View ArticleFucked up things about early modern Europe
Looking at your own poo was important because it told you whether you were healthy or not. Female pleasure was considered essential for conception to occur, so if you got knocked up in a rape you...
View ArticleHow to travel with a baby
Recently we had an unsettling airport experience at Phuket, mainly because all passengers had to get both their hand luggage and their suitcases searched. I was nervous because I had bought some...
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